Don't be so modest Steve. Tell 'em about the Slice and Dice you got. It was poetry in sword-related motion.Originally Posted by Iceglow
As some of you are relatively new to playing with us and don't know what the smurf we're going on about half the time, have a dictionary of EoFF Halo terms and in-jokes:
Nub seat: Passenger seat of a warthog.
Console fag: Anyone who is the guest of an actual player.
Picked up the killtac: If you get a Killtacular, you "picked up the killtac" according to MLG.
Do it now, Steve: When you want to make Steve do something.
Maximum Height: When you jump really high and then assassinate someone on the hammer pit.
Dual Maximum Height: When both you and your victim jump really high and you assassinate them on the hammer pit.
Balcony: An area of Rat's Nest; now defunct.
Hey Steve, have you seen it?: Where's me washboard? How queer.
Jammy bastard: We are better than everybody at Halo, therefore anybody who kills us did it through undeserved luck alone.
Sniping like Dan: A high ratio of headshots to sniper kills.
Sniping like Paul: A low ratio of headshots to sniper kills.
That's a bagging: Is someone French? Have an anime name? Is a ridiculously high rank? Mark your target before the game begins.
The Queep/The Lamb: Iceglow.
Pauwwww: Me.
Vulcan Raven: What you have to call Steve when you play on Asylum.
Da na da dan, da da na na dan, CAN'T FLIP THIS: How you play Rocket Hog Race.
NAAAOW SCAAAOPE: What to yell whenever you get a no scope. Note that the best no scope of all time was when I splattered Steve with a Ghost on Foundry.
I played 2,000 games of Halo 2: Halo 2 is the worst game ever and I swear to god if they remake just one more map from that god awful game...
Bungie: Abysmal.
I hope that's not on the telly: How to respond if somebody says "Whoa!"
Don't skip da FMV's!: What to say if somebody skips one of Halo's beautiful and moving cutscenes.
The Cage: Ask Julian
REVIVE ME: Spoken like a true Locust, what to say if you are dead in an Invasion game and your team mate is selfishly fighting enemies.
Matching logo ponces: Self-explanatory. And they are filth.
How to win in Team Objective: Don't go for the objective. Ever.
Nubby nubs: People who are new to Halo. So new, that they are bad. Adorably bad. Awwww.
Feather Jackals: "skirmishers", whatever those are.
Pro-Pipe: Grenade Launcher.
Prooooo-Piiiiipe (sang): I very much appreciate this weapon and its unyielding glory.
Wage-quit!: Anybody who leaves the game, for no matter what reason, has wage-quit.
Everyone go to the red lift: Standard anti-ponce protocol for Sword Base.
RAAAAAAAAAHKETS or RAWWWKET LAWWWWNCHA: self-explanatory, although one comes from Zachie Chan and one comes from Metal Slug.
Zachie Chan: Ouch!
Hello, sirrrrrrrr!: How to greet Zachie Chan.
The Whale: Emile
I don't want to set the world on fire: It is our anthem. All true patriots must join in.
Pinnacle: Voting for this map makes you subhuman scum.
Negative rep/filing a complaint: The obvious thing to do when somebody uses armor lock a lot.
Double/Triple/Quadruple bag: The more people who join in on a teabag, the more powerful it becomes.
Sshewiousshly?: Something has irritated poor Dennis.
Go back to Argentina: To be said to all Mexicans, the source of all lag.
Nub spot: A pretty decent, often unseen place on the map to wreck people from.
Bret Hart: Sharpshooter
Quinton: Rampage
Iraqi-style: Firing your weapon into the air. Usually used in conjunction with a teabag or riding on the back of a mongoose.
Now what, bitch? or Have some of that: What to say when you bag a foe.
The Betrayal Code: Never boot an EoFFer if they betray you; either forgive them if accidental or get them back if it was deliberate. Always gang up on and destroy anyone outside the group if they betray one of us.
Ghostbusters: Armour lock hax.
Elephant Song: A Dutch tribute to the world's greatest vehicle.
I AVENGED YEEEEW: I slew a foe who bested you; clearly I am your Halo superior.
Noooooooe: No, but said as if you were an Essex-based Geordie.
Shotgun side: The right (facing outwards) side of the top of Reflection.
Dragon side: The left (facing outwards) side of the top of Reflection.
Moistens my glans: "Hello, I am Quin, and this is something I have enjoyed."
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