Dear Tina Turner

[Cuchulainn]

Dear Tina Turner,

I am writing to you about my problem. After I listened to your hit 'Private Dancer' I consider you to be an authority in the matter. I need to know what to do with my mouth when I dance. Sometimes when I have not had enough alcohol to cover up the shame of being forced to dance by, what could be best described as 'a dick', it's all I can focus on. So much so that I have no idea what is going on outside my shame, my legs & my mouth. So, do you bite your bottom lip like Ricky in The Office? Do you pout? Do you grin like a cheshire cat on prozac? Or...do you merely do nothing? body moving but face acting as if it's watching Two & Half Men & losing it's will to live. I sometimes cry, is that acceptable? When I did drugs I never had this problem as I used to chew gum or the sides of my mouth till the blood stopped. Now I have no such excuses. I chewed gum a few times but I did not always have it to hand...i'm not proud of this but one time I even pretended to chew gum...there was nothing there & everyone knew it. If I had it my way Tina I'd never dance but there are times where it's unavoidable like weddings of people you love & funerals of people you hate.

Please help Tina you're my only hope.

PS: You're still alive right?


Yours

Cuch


SO WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU DANCE PEOPLE?

[NorthernChaosGod]

[Chris]

I love the Irish, but they are notorious for sipping a little too much... erm.... flavoured water.

[Jiro]

I.. don't know. I'm probably going to focus on it now and feel like even more of a dick and never dance again.

[Cuchulainn]

I.. don't know. I'm probably going to focus on it now and feel like even more of a dick and never dance again.

Yes...It will do this to you. The second you think about it you're smurfed.

[Pheesh]

The trick is to be drunk enough not to care.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The trick is to be drunk enough not to care.

I feel like I might be the only to get that this was implied with my picture.

[Imperfectionist]

The trick is to be drunk enough not to care.

Man speaks the truth.

[Jiro]

The trick is to be drunk enough not to care.

I feel like I might be the only to get that this was implied with my picture.

I thought it had something to do with having an afro.

[G13]

Bitter Beer Face for me. Seriously. It's wrong.

[Pheesh]

The trick is to be drunk enough not to care.

I feel like I might be the only to get that this was implied with my picture.

I couldn't help but notice anything except his awesome gangsta name that he was showing on his bling.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The trick is to be drunk enough not to care.

I feel like I might be the only to get that this was implied with my picture.

I couldn't help but notice anything except his awesome gangsta name that he was showing on his bling.

Lol, that's Mac Dre. His name isn't Thizz. :P
Thizzle Dance

first i do it like this
i put a look on my face like i smell some piss
bounce to the beat till it starts to hurt
then i dust all the smirk off me shirt
dip to the ground as i catch the bass
then i wipe all the sweat off me face
pop back up then i start to slide
popping my collar, as i glide
then i break the thang down and do the bird
dust my self off like i just stole third
come on everybody, now's the chance
smurf the harlem shake, it's the thizzle dance

[bipper]

O face.

[Breine]

I've never thought about that before, but the right answer seems to be...

The trick is to be drunk enough not to care.

[Brunettepudding]

Depends.

I either smile, or I laugh. I don't usually dance unless I'm with a group of people who're acting stupid, or I'm trying to be obnoxious.