Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
I'll have you know that if I ever father a child, it will be registered shortly after it arrives in the household. I will ensure each letter typed up for this child will be done by it's own hand. Guided by mine. It will be a day of joy for EoFFers everywhere. Anyone not experiencing joy will be banned.

EDIT: This day probably won't come for many years.
That's just hopeful thinking.