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Thread: Unfair question.

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    Unfair question.

    Blame this on Wesley whining that I don't post enough.

    Help me out!

    You know how in Jeopardy you get the answer, and then you have to guess the question? This is something like that. I'm asking a question. I'm asking it right now. The trick is, you have to answer without knowing what the question is. The fate of humanity may very well depend on it*.

    I'll tell 2 people the answer so that I can't be accused of changing the title after the tune's been played. Their names are "myself" and "I." Interesting people.

    *it doesn't.

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    Eye know what's going on.

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    My answer is the correct answer to your question. I'll tell 2 people so I can't be accused of changing my answer after the question is revealed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jiro View Post
    Eye know what's going on.
    It wood seem ewe dew.

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    Eye caramba.

    Eye did tell someone thee question, four thee record.

    This thread is now about puns.

    My own tale is about a planet far away, where a 3 mile tall, granite-like lifeform was discovered. It was clearly alive -- it breathed, had a pulse, and generated body heat -- but it never moved. It has legs, but never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a perfectly functional brain.

    This puzzles the hell out of scientists, who do everything they can think of to make it display a sign of life, but it was all in vain until the day that a xenobiologist cried out in frustration, "How could evolution give legs, a mouth, and a brain to a creature that doesn't use them?"

    It happens he's the first person to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rose to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, and booms "IT COULDN'T"

    "Great scott!" exclaimed the xenobiologist, "It only stands to reason!"
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    Too easy. Like me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys View Post
    Eye caramba.

    Eye did tell someone thee question, four thee record.

    This thread is now about puns.

    My own tale is about a planet far away, where a 3 mile tall, granite-like lifeform was discovered. It was clearly alive -- it breathed, had a pulse, and generated body heat -- but it never moved. It has legs, but never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a perfectly functional brain.

    This puzzles the hell out of scientists, who do everything they can think of to make it display a sign of life, but it was all in vain until the day that a xenobiologist cried out in frustration, "How could evolution give legs, a mouth, and a brain to a creature that doesn't use them?"

    It happens he's the first person to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rose to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, and booms "IT COULDN'T"

    "Great scott!" exclaimed the xenobiologist, "It only stands to reason!"
    Oh dear lord...no. Cover your eyes children!

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    The answer is strictly confidential.

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