Elect the thread! EoFF Elections 2010 Style.

[rubah]

Jiro vs. Timekeeper :O!

[Jiro]

I love it because we are in the same room, across from each other, duelling. I AM THE BETTER AUSTRALIAN

[Psychotic]

I think I like Timekeeper's party best but nobody has any real gimmick that I want to roll with yet.

I don't want to make a party but so help me god I will if nobody does something nuts soon.

[demondude]

Man, my party revolves around an omnipotent god who forces huge smiles upon its believers and punishes sinners by bolting the bottom of their jaw to the floor and ripping their mouth open. How is that not cool?

[Psychotic]

I don't want that thing in my sig.

I don't want that thing in your sig.

[demondude]

That thing is just one of the many forms of the almighty grinning one. I would be prepared to share a different banner with you containing a different form of his, but you must first hand your soul to the almighty grinning one.

[Madame Adequate]

Good day. No longer shall your treachery and malefaction rule.

[Election Booth]

Quick announcement: If you don't have enough members, a slogan, a motto, a presidential and vice presidential candidate, or post a link to your thread somewhere in this thread, your party shall not appear on the ballot. Just keep that in mind over the next few days.

[The Almighty Grinning One]

Purrrr~

[Psychotic]

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...elections.html

[Election Booth]

EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY FREAKING IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Thank you. Your parties must be ballot ready (see first post for details) by 8PM EST Friday. That gives you ~2 days and 2 hours. Good luck.

[Psychotic]

Ballet ready?

Is that Swan Lake or the Nutcracker Suite?

[Madame Adequate]

Quick announcement: If you don't have enough members, a slogan, a motto, a presidential and vice presidential candidate, or post a link to your thread somewhere in this thread, your party shall not appear on the ballot. Just keep that in mind over the next few days.

As we can see, the very institutions of this site are constructed to ensure that the status quo is maintained and the membership cannot ever truly elect a candidate who will be effective and can operate on their mandate.

[Jiro]

Y'all needn't worry. The Apocalypse Party has the goods, we'll see you through til the very end and make it a cracker of a send off. And you thought Y2K was a damn rocking night? You just want and see the finale of our party.

[qwertysaur]

A Brief History of the Apocalypse
Look how many times the end of the world was supposed to come.