Pft, you can't shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun.
Not with your shoes on you can't.
Think outside the box
Submitting the Party of the Babe Keepers.
However, shooting yourself in the head with an evoker is a great way to start a party!
This week, Psychotic, now branded as Necrotic upon becoming a member of the Zombie Party, has smeared the Fat Chocobo Party. Upon request for comment, he was not available.
Marick D. Pauper left a stern remark for the individual about his tone through this campaign against him. The vendetta between these two individuals has grown stronger over time. The origins behind this rivalry has been lost to the annals of Eyeson's history. What the EoFF Post does know, is that this year's election are going to be more divisive than ever.
The EoFF Post, while not being able to speak with Necrotic, one of our readers, who wishes to remain anonymous, sent us this photo of him getting ready for the annual Easter Egg Hunt, set to kick off at Eyeson's own Fat Chocobo Restaurant.
Fat Chocobo's President, Rubah, and Vice President -N- were also unavailable for contact. However, Press Secretary, Marick D. Pauper commented on the photo to say "We at the Fat Chocobo Restaurant are committed to the highest sense of confidentiality. We won't be commenting on the photo, or on the status of any of our patrons."
The Apocalypse Party did comment however, with their merry band of sandwich-sign wearing members, endorsing drugs in, what they believe is, the final days of Eyeson.
I'm Marick D. Pauper.
You stay classy, Eyes On F.F.
exit stage right
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Sometimes I wish Marick would just go and get banned again =/
jk marick lol good job on the newspost even though I didn't read it!
Well, the deadline has gone and passed, so I'll closed this thread now.