That's politics for you. We make your party of sissy boozers cooler anyway.
That's politics for you. We make your party of sissy boozers cooler anyway.
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE THE APOCALYPSE PARTY IN THE PRIMARY!
Of course I wouldn't! What kind of member do you take me for? I would never vote for those disgraceful zombies. :O
Era Vulgaris
"My life's a chip in your pile. Ante up!" ~Setzer, FFVI
"Knights do it two-handed!" ~Drunkard, FFV
Sorry I haven't been active the last couple of days, but I've been busy moving - and the internet here sucks so far.. so I have to work some things out before I can fully use it
Anyway, I'll have a beer and a smoke tonight and think of all you fellow apocalypse members!
WROCK ON!
We did not steal the sandcrawler. Zombidovich gave us the keys.
Yeah, man. Me. Haha, I already changed my avatar and sig back though.Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Liar!We did not steal the sandcrawler. Zombidovich gave us the keys.
Prove it!
Also he might have taken it but I re-styled it in better style than you ever had.
And where do you think Zombidovich got those?We did not steal the sandcrawler. Zombidovich gave us the keys.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
He stole them off me.
And the cut out the middle man, I stole them off Timekeeper
Yeah, but we're sharing it. We're generous, we just hate zombies.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Exactly. Zombies make things smell. Even worse than all the vomit
Before I go to sleep, I'll leave a bit of anti-undead goodness for you guys. Don't try doing anything stupid against the zombie horde and getting yourselves killed, because I don't want to have to clean up the mess.
In Case of Zombies:
Zombies are not much more than a lumbering mass of flesh. Keep in mind that they're already dead, so they don't feel pain and they don't need their brain or other internal organs to function; in addition to not having theses weaknesses, despite the rotting, their flesh is usually more resistant to damage than the flesh of the living.
Contrary to popular belief, guns are a horribly ineffective way to kill them. Keeping your distance is a good idea but, honestly, you'd do much better to just keep running than to take the time to turn around and shoot. Remember: You may be faster than them, but they don't have to sleep. I know that all of your newfangled video games may make it look cool to you kids, but trust me, don't waste your time with guns.
The best way to deal with them, aside from fire and divine magic, is by severing limbs. A zombie without arms is a zombie with nothing to bash your skull open with. Wide, heavy blades are ideal. A well-placed shot from a shotgun might do the trick once in a while, but using any sort of pistol or rifle is a downright stupid idea.
In Case of Skeletons:
Skeletons have little to no flesh, and have noticeably harder bones than zombies. Because of this you will probably find that, unlike zombies, it it extremely difficult to cut off a skeleton's limbs with a sharp object. Also, since skeletons are little more than bones, they are an extraordinarily difficult target to hit with bullets; you'll find that, more often than not, your shots will simply pass through the rib cage and do no damage.
However, the lack of flesh leaves little holding the bones in place; a solid blow with a blunt object will either break bones or separate the bones at the joint. Remember, nothing comes together as easily as it comes apart
Thank you for that very helpful advice.
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