The Happy Smilers
Party name: The Happy Smilers.
Unwholesome lives and selfish philosophies have tainted the once happy place of Eyeson. Join hands together and pray for the almighty grinning one to give us redemption and free us from sacrilege.
The wrath of the almighty grinning one is upon us, our disregard for its sacred rules has led us to destruction. The elimination of the blasphemous staff was his calling, and his first sign has been delivered through his alteration of the banners. We must now join hands and pray to the almighty grinning one, and live the life he meant for us to live, or we shall burn in the depths of hell itself. We will destroy the staff, eliminate unholiness, and transform the forums into the way the almighty grinning one meant for it to be. Come my brothers, join hands and bring to us our salvation.
We smile for our destiny.
Join us or you too will be vaporized by the almighty grinning one's wrath. I pray to him now, in hope that he will deliver us the holy blessing that will allow our crusade to begin.
Do not incur the wrath of the almighty grinning one.
-THE HAPPY SMILERS PARTY HAS DISBANDED.-
