Praise be his name, the almighty grinning one has converted a top dog in the American political system. Our lobbyists made some very generous behind the scenes donations to secure this candidate.
The almighty grinner informs me that the choice for president will come at a later date. He also tells me it could be anybody here! The almighty grinner tells me that he wishes for us to have more recruits.
Greetings fellow.
I present to you horses on a mug. Consider it a gift from EoFFs Greens party.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
You're just using the end of the forums to push your religious obsession! This is a ploy to work on people's fears. forcing them into doing on of the most natural things. What happens when your beer is spilled. YOU DON'T GRIN! You frown at that.
Obviously this is just a cult. The apocalypse party is just gonna party while you lot go around preaching your "faith"
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
I would rage if I spilt my beer*. You loons don't have any idea what the hell life is all about! Where's the freedom to have fun! I mean, you're going to die real soon! You don't want to be wearing that rusty grin! Loosen it up with some quality liquor and come dance wit' me!
* But then I would get another one and continue the party. We don't got time to be worrying over spilt beer!
The grin is not created through some false feeling of necessity. The grin is induced by the almighty grinner's great touch, for once you have felt his powerful connection it is impossible to stop smiling. A smile is not for happiness, a smile is for our lord and saviour.
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Happiness is the only thing that matters between now and your rapidly approaching death! Your lord and saviour ain't going to save you from the nano-bots infecting your every organ! Only sweet sweet alcohol can poison dem things!
Happiness is an illusion, it is a temporary feeling of ignorance of the world's wrongs. The almighty grinning one knows that, and can offer more.
Master of the Fork
Cid's Knight
And world is turning really wrong so I'll have that illusion while you get blown up by the robot overlords.
I'm guessing my mind is just not built for this stuff because I just don't get the joke here...
The only joke here my friend is the belief that we will not win the election!
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
Alright dd, I'll join you on this escapade! But I deserve power!!
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