I would rage if I spilt my beer*. You loons don't have any idea what the hell life is all about! Where's the freedom to have fun! I mean, you're going to die real soon! You don't want to be wearing that rusty grin! Loosen it up with some quality liquor and come dance wit' me!

* But then I would get another one and continue the party. We don't got time to be worrying over spilt beer!