The Happy Smilers

[demondude]

Party name: The Happy Smilers.

Unwholesome lives and selfish philosophies have tainted the once happy place of Eyeson. Join hands together and pray for the almighty grinning one to give us redemption and free us from sacrilege.

The wrath of the almighty grinning one is upon us, our disregard for its sacred rules has led us to destruction. The elimination of the blasphemous staff was his calling, and his first sign has been delivered through his alteration of the banners. We must now join hands and pray to the almighty grinning one, and live the life he meant for us to live, or we shall burn in the depths of hell itself. We will destroy the staff, eliminate unholiness, and transform the forums into the way the almighty grinning one meant for it to be. Come my brothers, join hands and bring to us our salvation.

We smile for our destiny.

Join us or you too will be vaporized by the almighty grinning one's wrath. I pray to him now, in hope that he will deliver us the holy blessing that will allow our crusade to begin.

Do not incur the wrath of the almighty grinning one.



-THE HAPPY SMILERS PARTY HAS DISBANDED.-

[Jiro]

Stop poaching in my field. That's Apocalypse territory you fiend! Now, if you want to show your remorse, you can disband your party and join us for a crackin' good time!

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one is omnipotent and the creator of all. You are poaching his field with your blasphemous and sinful campaigns.

[Pheesh]

Aha, awesome.

I like the idea of someone maliciously grinning while watching my every move. So I choose this party!

[demondude]

You have chosen the right path my brother. The almighty grinning one accepts you with open jaws, can you see him? he is now within you, purifying you, initiating you.



The almighty grinning one wants to know, do you wish to be the vice captain of his great crusade? You must prove yourself in the coming days to him.

[G13]

Finally, a place of acceptance.

[demondude]

Would you like to give your soul to the almighty grinning one to feast upon in euphoric glee? Please clarify, and you will be freed.

[G13]

... Yeah sure, why not.

[demondude]

The almighty grinner accepts you.

[Pheesh]

Who am I but a mere vessel for the almighty god of grin to use as he sees fit? (aka. yeah, I'll be vice captain )

Does the almighty give dental and mental sickness leave?

[demondude]

Under the tongue of the almighty grinner you will worry not, as illness will never befall you unless you have provoked his wrath.

EDIT: Other jobs will be needed to appease the almighty grinning one. Tell me if you are interested in a becoming a graphical designer or a converter (recruiting more members). The almighty grinning one holds those with ability in high esteem.

[Jiro]

I don't think workplace health and safety will like what's going on here

[Pheesh]

I can try to mess around with some banners and other grin-tastic graphics, but I would hate to anger the almighty with my recreational photoshop skills.

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one has left me a note written in blood on my bathroom mirror. It says that while we lack the fabled graphic designer, it is up to the believers to persevere. Your contributions would be greatly appreciated.

[Goldenboko]

I know why you're smiling. Droppers. Goldenboko party ftw.