The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party

[I Don't Need A Name]

Yo TK! It's not stealing, its called converting. And the Apocalypse party is all over yo ass on that one!

[Timekeeper]

Oh, the way I've been going about it could be called stealing. Conscription at the very least.

[Jiro]

Forceful conscription

[Timekeeper]

Tautology is fine too.

[Jiro]

Well played! Now back to the fun!

[Psychotic]

I like your sand crawler. I heartily approve of it, in fact.

[NorthernChaosGod]

smurf yeah! Party sandcrawler.

[Aerith's Knight]

You try to steal my sister and now you do this! You are unforgivable!

I'm getting a Deja Vu, that's probably not good.

[Goldenboko]

If I had to vote right now, it might just go to this group of misfits.

[G13]

I'm such a good Bothan spy I didn't even know I was one. Sh-sh-shaaaa!

[Fonzie]

Oh, why hello there! Didn't see you while I walked in. Heh /smug

I have a couple issues I want you to address. Just a couple simple questions.

1.) Do you want to win?

2.) Do you like winning?

3.) Is the word "win" becoming redundant?

The obvious answer to all the above questions is a defiant, oddly vivacious "hell yeah!"

Now, you being the leader, I can guess you're an intelligent man who knows this place. You may also know that, by joining/merging with the Zombies; not only do you secure your future of winning, you also get a kick-ass reference for future parties.

The only thing I ask is if you'd consider joining our party and winning 100% for sure.

[Freya]

Why would a party that doesn't like the other parties want to merge with another party?

[qwertysaur]

Because that party did not yet exist

[Fonzie]

Because that party did not yet exist

Thank you, I was about to explain this to her!

[Freya]

It would have been "i didn't like any of the current parties and may like future ones but I dunno yet so this is a party as a placeholder" party. Which it's not.