The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party

[NorthernChaosGod]

Those are british zombies. I've seen Dawn of the Dead my friend and us americans make for fat lazy zombies.

Come join the Apocalypse party, we have a sandcrawler.

[Jiro]

Timekeeper will find your lack of faith disturbing. If you must form a Star Wars party, launch a reform! After all, I don't think any of his members are legitimate. They've all been mind tricked!

I feel like I could use those skills to trick those Smilers into loosening up a bit. They're too stiff, like planks of wood. Poor souls don't know how to have fun!

[G13]

Those are british zombies. I've seen Dawn of the Dead my friend and us americans make for fat lazy zombies.

Come join the Apocalypse party, we have a sandcrawler.

A stolen sandcrawler. I'd hate to be you when the 501st legion finds out.

Timekeeper will find your lack of faith disturbing. If you must form a Star Wars party, launch a reform! After all, I don't think any of his members are legitimate. They've all been mind tricked!

Aye that's the plan. I know I didn't sign up.

[Jiro]

I thought you had been mindwiped so as to not give away your true identity. Or that's what I think he said, I was too busy doing shots out of Freya's top

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm going to have to resign, Your drafting has been overruled by someone with boobs.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Those are british zombies. I've seen Dawn of the Dead my friend and us americans make for fat lazy zombies.

Come join the Apocalypse party, we have a sandcrawler.

A stolen sandcrawler. I'd hate to be you when the 501st legion finds out.

They can pry it from my cold, hairy paws.

[qwertysaur]

They probably will just use a death star and blow up continent you are all on.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force... of my wookie paws.

[Jiro]

We're global. You'll all go down with us. Oh wait did I just hear mention of a cataclysmic event ending the world? Bitches don't know bout my apocalypse baby, ch'yeah!

You just confirmed it yourself, no backing out now baby. Round of drinks, on the qwertmeister!

[qwertysaur]

Continent, not world. They will destroy the stolen item

[Jiro]

We travellin' all over the world in our Partycrawler, and we go babes and dudes partying on beaches and in cities on every continent in the world~

[qwertysaur]

it takes 1 hit to destroy. remember that they aim first, and they can track you.

[Jiro]

We are unpredictable, you don't know how we drivin' all liquored up baby

[qwertysaur]

And they can track you

[Jiro]

They can track us but they think they're dealing with a sandcrawler. IT'S THE MOTHERsmurfING PARTYCRAWLER BABY, THAT IS TURBOCHARGED SO YOUR PUNY LAZERS AIN'T GONNA HIT THE TARGET, WE BE DODGING THAT LIKE JOHN WOO WOOOOO BABY YEAAAH.