Oh, why hello there! Didn't see you while I walked in. Heh /smug

I have a couple issues I want you to address. Just a couple simple questions.

1.) Do you want to win?

2.) Do you like winning?

3.) Is the word "win" becoming redundant?

The obvious answer to all the above questions is a defiant, oddly vivacious "hell yeah!"

Now, you being the leader, I can guess you're an intelligent man who knows this place. You may also know that, by joining/merging with the Zombies; not only do you secure your future of winning, you also get a kick-ass reference for future parties.

The only thing I ask is if you'd consider joining our party and winning 100% for sure.