The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party

[Timekeeper]

Hi and welcome to EoFFs official Greens party.

This party was created for those of you who simply don't like the other parties, because we all know that he doesn't like you and I don't like you either. So you just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems. (No Blasters!)

Here in The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party, our main aim is not to be one of the other parties, so if you want to support a party that will fulfil all of its promises, here's the place for you.

One of the main reasons we're here is to cater for those who want the things that those bigots in the other parties simply refuse.

So if you don't want to join one of the other parties, sign up now and you can be assured you won't be sold any stolen R2 units.

President: Sir Lancealot
Vice-President: Zeldy
Not a bitch: theundeadhero
Rachran: Rachran
Englishman: No.78
Who?: Bad Wolf

Bothan Spy: Guardian XIII

The Unofficial Confirmed Total Member Tally
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The Zombie Party (18): Psychotic, Iceglow, Fonzie, I Took The Red Pill, PureMourning, Demon Dewd, Christmas, livingdeadgirl, Chloe., ~*Celes*~, oddler, Bastian, I'm my own BRRRAAAIINNSSS, RottingYuna89, Romero, Mo' Meninges, Zombiesaur, Yar

The Apocalypse Party (12): Freya, Rodarian, The Summoner of Leviathan, Jiro, Breine, NorthernChaosGod, Captain Maxx Power, Vivi22, I Don't Need A Name, Rebellious Eagle, Aerith's Knight, UnbreakableWill, Yar

The Fat Chocobos (9): rubah, o_O, Jessweeee:note:, Kawaii Ryûkishi, enano, Dignified Pauper, -N-, Peegies, Xaven

The Party of the Babe Keepers (5): Big Daddy (Blues Agent), The Lecher (Ultima Shadow), Bitches (Neocracker), Kuroshima, Vermachtnis

The 501st Legion Party (4): Marshall Banana, Guardian XIII, Necronopticous, eternal essence, Xaven

The Goldenboko Party (4): Goldenboko, Goldenboko, Goldenboko, Goldenboko

The Everybody! Love! And Peace! Party (3): Genius Lynx, Rantzien, Sir Lancealot

The People's Democratic Party of the Republic of Eyeson (1): I'm my own MILF

The Corgi, Black Men, and Metric Party (1): Laddy

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one will devour your hopeless, cynical soul.

[Timekeeper]

Oh, and if you're wanting to show support for your party here's a badge.

[Aerith's Knight]

Hmmm, now this party speaks to me.

But Zeldy as vice president? Please, as if she's an outlaw here.

[Timekeeper]

Not an outlaw?!
Did you not see her thread on Payday? Intense.

But hey, if you think you'd make a better VP, I'm down.

[Aerith's Knight]

Zeldy is too loved to not like people. Me on the other hand, am already hated.

But perhaps I belong on the battlefield, making scandalous comics on the other groups.

[Timekeeper]

Well you can be the Chameleon Squadron Alpha Leader (you already are and have been for about 11 minutes).
One of your roles can be doing whatever the smurf you like to slander upon our opponents. Or handing out shirts and buttons, every political party needs shirts and buttons.



Aren't they lovely?

[Freya]

I can't believe you wouldn't join my party AK. You try to steal my sister and now you do this! You are unforgivable!

[Timekeeper]

There may or may not have been some conscription involved. But that's how it works in the People For Pain Party.

[Jiro]

That is a goddamn Sandcrawler. I bet with some strobe lights and we could turn that into a beast

[Freya]

With an awesome sound system! It could be our party bus! Then we can pick up all the Tusken Raiders.

[Jiro]

The Apocalypse Party has decided during our Serious Time for today that we must have this Sandcrawler for a party bus. Therefore we are launching a hostile takeover of your party.



Have a rockin' day. Peace out!

[Timekeeper]

Wow, that really does sound like fun! A party going against its very moral fibre to attempt to take over and destroy a smaller party.
You're totally in! That's what this place is all about, destruction and the hating on others and such.

Unless those weren't the droids you were looking for.

[demondude]

War is pointless while the almighty grinning one chooses its disciples and eliminates the rest. The pointless trivialities of elections is just the almighty grinning one's opportunity to find the believers and the heathens.

[Jiro]

Listen Furball, I'm going to buy you a drink. Not because I want to, but because I have to. I might even have someone remove that rod that seems to be stuck up your ass