Happy Monumental Breakdown in Staff Protocol Day

[Jiro]

<table><tr><td>I would</td><td>like to</td></tr><tr><td>tell everyone</td><td>that in australia</td></tr><tr><td>it's April FIRST</td><td>Enjoy</td></tr>
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[demondude]

Silly country.

[Timekeeper]

Merry Christmas Greenland!


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[Jiro]

Come all ye women and children and furries. But no men Men need to gtfo of this place like hotsauce on a sweater.

DO YOU KNOW HOW THE WIND BLOWS ON A RAINY THURSDAY MONRING?

Of course not George Stobbart

[Timekeeper]

NO!
Don't you dare go throwing his name around like that!
You cretin *glares*

[Jiro]

I am not a cruton! What planet are you encircling with you feathery touch?!

Avast ye strumpet

Go and find a football and with it create juice

That is the way to the truth

Only little Indy can save us now



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[Timekeeper]

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[Jiro]

Can we dance like Leprechauns among the noodle boxes? Can we salsa like corn chips upon a rusty moon?

I think not, samurai bill. I think cheese is the second pyramid

[Flying Mullet]

Someone's breaking the tables in this thread!

[Jiro]

[Jiro]

In the summer of antarctica the sandflies grow tall like romans and tell the people 'you not spam like i can man' and upperkick fly cut henry the sign maker

[qwertysaur]

Bad html, close your tags you silly Australians

[Jiro]

NAY, YOU SHALL NOT PASS YOUNG PADAWAN

[qwertysaur]

Go, Jynx!
Use Flash attack!

[Timekeeper]

Woah Qwerty, woah.
I was closing them for him.