Hey, I heard there was some real undead around these parts, but all I can see are a bunch of cadavers who can't even escape their perpetual fail even after dying. That's gotta be rough, you think that now you're all rotting you won't be lame-asses, but it's like dying has somehow amplified your loser-quota! Although I'm not surprised you're still around; Heaven and Hell probably don't want to take any of you since you all suck so much.