The Zombie Party - Phase III: Electric Boogaloo. Brains or glory await! Om nom nom!

[Jiro]

State laws govern the possession and use of firearms in Australia. These laws were largely aligned under the 1996 National Agreement on Firearms. Anyone wishing to possess or use a firearm must have a Firearms Licence and, with some exceptions, be over the age of 18. Owners must have secure storage for their firearms.

Looks like our friend Jiro will have to wait a year to fire his first gun

You know those cowboy stories how the kids are on the property and learn to fire a gun from a very young age?

Sometimes stories ain't just stories, bitch. Don't quote law to me. We all know that having a law doesn't stop people from breaking it. Better luck next time.

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

Told you, zombieboy. Serious time for 24 hours while I clean up the mess. I'm not tripping over myself, I'm stone cold sober. And real pissed off.