The Illusions

Jiro was shocked.

"I can't believe that was fake. I mean damn girl, you was wild in bed!"

NCG who, you know, was just being badass, piped up. "You lying whore."

"I hear ya, I hear ya," Jiro said. "Well turns out the whole deal was a dream right so.."

He looked at his chest. "No scar, see?" He grinned so broadly that the sun caught his teeth and blinded zombiesaur and Amateratsu.

"Sorry to do this to such a fine young thang such as yo'self."

Jiro dashed through the fire, his clothes burning and his skin melting. He gritted his teeth.

Lucky I've spent so much time around Breine and Rodarian, being enveloped in hotness has given me thicker skin.

He jumped onto Amateratsu's shoulder and then leapt forwards, making her stumble slightly. He sailed forward and kicked zombiesaur in the side of the head.

"Booya, smurfer!" Jiro shouted.

"That's m'boy," NCG said. "I taught him everything he knows, hella yeah." He donned his sunglasses and Amateratsu hit the deck, defeated utterly.

Jiro was wounded, his skin burnt badly. "I don't think I'mma make it man," he moaned.

The Apocalypse Party surrounded him and began chanting. I dunno why, they're some crazy folk they are. But eventually Rebellious Eagle the sweetheart applied some first aid and called the ambulance and got Jiro to the hospital where he healed up kind of okay ya know?