The Convince-Bastian-To-Join-Your-Party Party

[Jiro]

The British sent us here to create a prison. We made it PARTY ISLAND

We know how to have a kickin' great time. Clothes on, clothes off and everything in between! Jelly shots! Cream fights! Dancing!

[qwertysaur]

Says the man from a country that bans porn of small chested women. How can they party now if they can't do their job as a porn star?

[Aerith's Knight]

Oh yeah, I lolled hard at that. xD

[Jiro]

Hello, The Apocalypse Party != Australian Government (Labor Party). Once we had some grounding here, we plan to expand our reach to all countries world wide to bring the funk!

Just because a bunch of ol' badgers think small breasts aren't fun, doesn't mean they aren't. We love allsorts! We love women! We love men! We love party!

[Fonzie]

I bet they also ban fun in Australia too. =/

[qwertysaur]

Yeah, Final Fantasy XIII costs $120 there.

[Jiro]

I got my copy for $99.95 You guys are just trying to paint Australia as a horrible place when really, the point is irrelevant. At least get your ad hominem on target!

The Apocalypse Party seeks to make everywhere a last bastion for everything enjoyable in the world!

[qwertysaur]

You got it on sale

[NorthernChaosGod]

I will fight you people. Stop slandering our party.

[Fonzie]

I'm just saying that an Australian might not be the best choice for a figurehead. If they can't even manage money over there, how will they be able to manage a simple election group?

[Jiro]

I'm not the figure head. I am a temp leader until the party decides which fabulous dancer should lead the charge! Get your facts straight you muffin muncher!

OH HEY AND THAT"S WHY WE EMPLOY A TREASURER DUDE. TO HANDLE THE MONIES.

Back to the party~

[Bastian]

The Apocalypse Party seeks to make everywhere a last bastion for everything enjoyable in the world!

I like your accidental homonym reference of my name.

[Jiro]

This accident was either accidental or on purpose

[NorthernChaosGod]

The Apocalypse Party seeks to make everywhere a last bastion for everything enjoyable in the world!

I like your accidental homonym reference of my name.

You should join us now.

[Jiro]

It would be a pleasure to have you aboard, Sir Bastian, do not forget that! We would have a cracker time!

I am kind of disturbed by how Sir Bastian sounds like Sebastian. Disturbed in a pleasant way, if ya feel me.