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    Default The Convince-Bastian-To-Join-Your-Party Party

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    We will join the party of the highest bidder!

    Have a slogan
    You know you want me.

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    Vice President Candidate
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    I offer 1 million pounds and the protection of a divine God.

    EDIT: I care.

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    Do you like booze and partying and watching the world fall to pieces while you have fun since you can't do a thing about it anyway? IF SO JOIN THE APOCALYPSE PARTY!

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    Sorry Bastian, my party's an exclusive one. It's already filled up with me and hookers.

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    Dammit! The only party I REALLY wanted to join was GB's.

    Now I guess I'll have to choose between Happy Smiler's and Apocalypse . . . which one, which one?

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    Their almighty one was false so he was banned. :/ So come hot tubbing with us

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    Everyone likes an apocalypse.. come join!

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    My party's policies revolve around an omnipotent grinning cat god who is the distant cousin of the Cheshire Cat. His followers are mutated so they are permanently smiling and sinners have the bottom of their jaw bolted to the floor whilst their mouth is ripped apart from forcing it open.

    The other party drinks a lot.

    Make your choice

    EDIT: The party pooper who banned my lord and saviour will hopefully unban him soon becuase he is president of the party and the creator of all.

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    I would never join a party made up of liars and people that are waiting for everyone to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bastian View Post
    Dammit! The only party I REALLY wanted to join was GB's.

    Now I guess I'll have to choose between Happy Smiler's and Apocalypse . . . which one, which one?
    *plays devil's advocate*

    Well that's not true there's still these guys!

    And these guys too!

    And these scary dudes too!

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    Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing.

    And my word is as good as the sky is blue.

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    Well we all know that's a lie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fonzie View Post
    Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing.

    And my word is as good as the sky is blue.
    The sky isn't blue. The sky is black, or better yet, has no colour. The blue is refracted sunlight.


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