Beer makes my stomach feel too full so I don't drink much of it, when I do I like Red Stripe or Newcastle. I mainly enjoy harder stuff, and I HIGHLY recommend Sailor Jerry rum mixed with Dr. Pepper. It's got a great kick to it and the intoxication is steady and pretty neat, light hang over occurrence and so on. Way better than Captain Morgan.

As for stories, I only have on, and it is THE story amongst my group of friends. We had a party for a friend's birthday on Easter, and I started taking double shots of Tequila pretty early... not realizing how strong Tequila is. Soon I was completely faced while everyone else was sober. I took off everything save for my panties and was laughing and talking all sorts of crap, then it progressed to crying, trying to make out with a gay man, and then puking in the bathroom while crying and begging a friend not to let me die. Then I passed out. It was pretty bad... no hang over in the morning, surprisingly. But this is why I'm not allowed to have Tequila anymore.