The 501st Legion Party

[G13]

Not yet. We're still deciding.

It should be an easy decision.

I made the party but I don't own it. We are a team. Del suggested we join the Zombies so we're considering it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

[Jiro]

And to think, I had strawberry smoothies on tap

[qwertysaur]

We already finished the raid on your party. You are attacking me now for no good reason. It's like if the I hate everyone party started attacking you because you might drive drunk.

[Jiro]

Timekeeper and I have been warring forever, but we keep our beef on the down low. It don't involve none o' you suckas. But you zombie jerks, you up and attack us and expect us to just chill?

Man I know we 'lax fellas but we ain't gonna just turn the other cheek. Almighty retribution on yo ass is the order of the day

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're still a menace to society.

[Marshall Banana]

I think that by suggesting we form an "alliance," R2-DEL2 means we shouldn't use the Force against zombies for now. I'm okay with that.

By the way, I don't really like the texture of smoothies. I like strawberry slush drinks! I should choke you with the Force, Jiro.

[qwertysaur]

I think we can get some White Strawberries as a peace offering as soon as these people stop trying to kill me

[Jiro]

Hey, easily fix'd. Texture is important, I get dat. Just like those zombies ain't real fun to chill with while us smoothskins are. Ya dig?

We're not tryin' to kill you. You be summoning Ifrit and Shiva and Ramuh left right and centre hombre. We just tryin'a party. You expect us to siddown shuddup when you attack, but when we retaliate you gonna whine like a bitch?

Double standards playa. I don't dig that

[NorthernChaosGod]

I offer up white strawberries and a massage to not conspire against us.

Zombies don't have the dexterity for that.

[G13]

Denied. We are the Empire itself. You think we don't have entire worlds devoted to the raising of white strawberries?

[qwertysaur]

I'm defending myself! you are trying to tear me to pieces!

[Jiro]

Gawd, enough of your petty whining. If you ain't gonna man up then I'm really gonna have to kick your ass

[NorthernChaosGod]

Denied. We are the Empire itself. You think we don't have entire worlds devoted to the raising of white strawberries?

I was talking to the lady. Hmph.

[G13]

Hmm... It's getting a bit too serious in here. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you gentlemen to resolve your differences in your own threads. We're here to have fun and you've turned this thread into a brawling pit.