The 501st Legion Party

[demondude]

Turns out your recruits have no brains after I did some investigation. I don't need that!

[G13]

We remove those upon recruitment. It makes for happy soldiers and we've had a 100% decrease in desertion.

Announcement: Timekeeper and I have come to a decision. His party will be merging with ours effective immediately. Sorry for going over your heads with this but, well it's the middle of the night and no one was here to vote and junk. Nothing's changing, we just have new recruits... and more hate.

[Timekeeper]

Dislike leads to hate and hate has led to the dark side.

[Jiro]

As if you weren't a Force to be reckoned with before

I'll be here all week until the Fist crushes me

[Timekeeper]

Why, what makes us any different from you! Why must you discriminate against us!

We're not haters. Take it up wit' yo leader who decided to launch an attack on us. We're all about the love. The love in your shirt.

Woah! WOAH! This here, this is my thing!
MINE!
MIIIIIINE!

[Jiro]

You held onto it for too long. But I conceed; I, Jiro, stole another fantastic thing from my pal Timekeeper, for which I will face eternal damnation and many various punishments.

BUT THE LOVE MAN

[Timekeeper]

You're right, it's not about the backstabbing, slandering, thieving, or the election, I think, I think it's about the love, the love in your shirt... The love in your shirt.
Keep that love there don't you ever give it to anyone, it's only for you.

FOR YOU!

[Jiro]

I'll just go feed myself to the rancor then

[G13]

You shouldn't do that. Australians upset his stomach.

[Jiro]

Sarlacc then?

[G13]

If you would enjoy a slow painful death with no hope of escape then be my guest. It's absolutely excruciating. Enjoy!

[Jiro]

I'm not gonna enjoy it but I sorta owe it TK there

[No.78]

I feel like a pawn in an evil scheme. Tell me this wasn't planned from the start. >: |

[G13]

Scheme? Really?

This wasn't planned from the start. For realz. This party started from TK's party but then TK wanted in on this party. We're all brethren here!

[Jiro]

I can assure you this was not planned. TK and I sat in the same room when his party was conceived. All I remember is him swearing at me and saying he hated everyone

But don't worry, the 501st hate everyone too.