The 501st Legion Party

[G13]

VADER WANTS YOU...

Sith Lord: Guardian XIII (Mandalorian XIII)
Apprentice: Marshall Banana (Darth Banana)
Grand Moff: Necronopticous (Wicket the Ewok)
Super Laser Operator: eternal essence (Imperial Essence)
Enforcer Droid: Del Murder (R2-DEL2)
Sidekick Droid: Vivi22 (Vi-ViPO)
Apprentice Apprentice: Unbreakable Will (Darth Brutal)

Darth Hater: Timekeeper (Forcekeeper)

Emperor's Royal Guard:
Sir Lancealot (Sir Lightsaber)
Zeldy
Rachran
No.78
Bad Wolf

Partner in Crime: NorthernChaosGod (NorthernChaosWookiee)
The Magnificent Tie-Breaker: Quin (Mace Quindu)

Princess Battalion:
Miriel (Slave Bikini Leia)
Freya (Princess Freia)

Crime Lord: Jiro (Jiro the Hutt)
Gun for Hire: I Don't Need A Name (I Don't Need A Blaster)
Fastest Hunk of Junk in the Galaxy: Rebellious Eagle (Millenium Eagle)
Fat Tauntaun Restaurant Owner: rubah (Darth Alliekin)
The Only One Who Understands: AntRid (AntBeru)
Destroyer of Alderaan: Governor Inferno (Tarkinferno)
Captain of the Fastest Hunk of Junk in the Galaxy: Captain Maxx Power (Captain Maxx Solo)

Bantha Poodoo: Psychotic (Emperor Paulpatine)

Troops:
Xaven

To support your local 501st Legion party (A.K.A. Vader's Fist). Here at the 501st Legion party our motto is:

“Lend a helping fist to those in need. And make sure to follow through.”

We're here for you, the working man/species/droid. We do not discriminate agianst race, color, tentacles, or how rusty and out of date you may be. Unless you're a Jedi... If you're a Jedi you're shot on sight. Other things we are all about include:

• The Droid Rights movement.

• Building a Alderaan Death Star memorial.

• We are ready to go to war against Jedi terrorism.

• Cracking down hard on the illegal sales of the space-street drug known as Deathsticks and variants of Spice, such as Glitterstim, Giggledust, Gunjack, Red Rage and other various types.

• We are also in the process of tracking down a stolen 1977 Sandcrawler. We believe it was taken for either for parts or partying. Still questioning witnesses.

If you think the 501st Legion party is the party for you, well then why haven't you joined yet? If we get enough people to join we’ll vote amongst ourselves for President and Vice President. Oh, and:

May the Fist be with you.

[qwertysaur]

Is it a brofist?

[Freya]

Stormtroopers' 9/11 - CollegeHumor video

[G13]

The Fist has no label!

I see you have found one of our ads Freya! Excellent!

[Jiro]

I see your fist, and raise you another one

[qwertysaur]

Well brofist is a label for awesome, so I lost any possible interest in this party, sorry

[G13]

To label awesome is to weaken awesome. The Fist is so awesome it's awesomeosity cannot be contained with a label.

Edit: *looks around at the empty seats* This was completely expected.

[Jiro]

You have a place in our party waiting for you, Guardian XIII.

[G13]

I think I'll hold out a little longer before throwing my body to the zombies.

[NorthernChaosGod]

How could you ditch me, partner?

[G13]

Ditch you? We weren't in the same party! You're welcome to the Presidency if that'll make up for this nonsensical wrong, since no one seems intereted in this badass party!

Edit: unless you're talking about the zombie bit. Then that would make more sense.

[Jiro]

Guardian, bring your Star Wars policies to our party. I am sure we can implement them. After all, destruction by Death Star is quite a valid way for the Apocalypse to occur.

[G13]

Oh, uh... about that. I don't actually have the keys to the Death Star.

[qwertysaur]

oops

[Freya]

It's ok you can take a ride in our Party Crawler