While I think people are going to start thinking about our previous April Fools where something similar happened and catch on by the time we have only ten staff left (which is well before April 1st, I imagine), this will be amusing if only to see if they can figure out which staffer started the joke, because so many have already left.
That was 5 years ago. How much of the active userbase now was around back then?

And if some of us are paring up it would make sense for them to be like
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