Staff Planning Thread

[Shlup]

Mm'kay that works.

Now who are we eliminating!

I vote Baloki. His entry didn't even have a staffer in it!

Other possibilities, based on ty entries and luls:
Lekana - She crossed all her scribbles out anyway. *shrug*
Fonzie - Praising my jailbait sister!
Raistlin - It was funny though.
some fat guy with cheese - I didn't get it.
Sagensyg - Not really relevant. Funny though.
Momiji - Just to be awful people.
Vermachtnis - idgi

[Rantz]

Eliminate: Raistlin (failed to meet the three word minimum for poems), PureMourning (made their entry 2 seconds after rubah) and Baloki (Baloki).

Arbitrary reasons are great for stirring the soup!

[Psychotic]

Just eliminate anyone who doesn't make a thousand posts in the threads. It's all about the en-tah-tayn-ment value here!

[Shlup]

Well don't make me do all the deciding!

So obviously Baloki. I suppose Raist but I kind of want to see how he reacts when I put up task 2. PureMourning is already eliminated, Rantz. So was rubah; their entries were late. Deadlines are deadlines!

[Wolf Kanno]

I would keep Raistlin, really you need to keep anyone who will keep this joke going. Besides, I don't think half the people made entries so we may not have to decide. Just eliminate whoever didn't make an entry this time around. I'm pretty sure you should have more than three people who missed the deadline.

Also, Vermachtnis' story is a total reference to Persona 3 with me being the mute main character. It was pretty amusing.

[Shlup]

I already eliminated the people who didn't complete the task, obviously. I said we'd eliminate three more.

Yeah, I want to keep Raistlin. He must be dead-center in all April Fool's pranks.

[Wolf Kanno]

In that case, I say we eliminate one person who would actually be a good CK in the eyes of the rest of forum.

[Shlup]

I'm thinking Baloki, some fat guy with cheese, and Momiji. Yay or nay?

I'll go through with it as soon as we hear from Del, since he is central to this part of the prank. I wanna do it soon and start task 2 and maybe be done with this as early as tomorrow.

[Psychotic]

some fat guy with cheese is flying mullet. So no. How about Sagensyg? Anti-Site Staff attack!

Hmmm actually keep Momiji around too. He could be fun. Throw off someone good like Breine!

[Shlup]

Oh FFS you are so useless! I ask you what I should do and you are totally unhelpful, so I finally decide what to do and you're all "no no no do this"!

Next summer I plan to visit Europe. That gives you just over one year left to live, so enjoy it.

[Psychotic]

That's plenty of time to get my cooties shots.

[Shlup]

Look at how beautiful Wonder Square looks. This was worth it for that alone. Let's not forget to thank Baloki on the 1st. xD

[Shlup]

Is Lightening getting banned? If so, when and by whom? I think that me banning her for reporting posts too much would be believable, especially right after I snapped at Sephiroth, but I also don't want to go overboard with the drama around my leaving. I am conflicted.

[Lightening]

the when part would be Friday at least, I'll need the account until then. I'll try to post lots until then

[Psychotic]

Wait, there's still going to be quittings? I thought we were just gonna focus on the CK contest.