Staff Planning Thread

[Shlup]

Hmm, I thought maybe you did it and were just gonna blame someone else.

Must've been Raist! Ooooooo, he's in trouble. xD

[Del Murder]

Wasn't me! What a little snot. I guess I can't be that mad since I'm only acting fake mad in the thread. Should he get a real warning for that?

[Shlup]

A real one?

Sure.

[Loony BoB]

Celes, Rodarian, Xaven.

[Rantz]

Should I step down or something? I mean I'm not sure how believable it'd be since I haven't really shown much discontent or anything lately, to my knowledge.

Or you can fire me for utterly abusing my newfound permissions. Like, I don't know... hosting my own hentai site on the server or doing a Sepho or whatever.

[Rye]

You can volunteer me to quit staff because of not feeling like I belong around on staff. You can say I did it when I came to the Wetherspoon's free wifi bar while on vacation (how I'm posting now). I'm sure it'd give quite the shock, you should do it. I'm not going to be around enough to edit posts and moderate, so it won't affect anything until April 1st anyway.

[Loony BoB]

Murd would make sense what with this discontent at the CK competition and how Shlup is reacting. Then Shlup can step down in reaction because, you know, she finally felt a touch of that thing called guilt. Okay, that's not believable. Maybe we oust her. No, that wouldn't work either. I'm not sure how Shlup can believably step down. I don't think Rantz/Shlup/Rye would work, personally, nor myself. We're all too involved in one thing or another. Maybe Rantz could step down over feeling like he's overworked, if anything.

We should get the less active CK's/Admins "demoted" and one or two of them could get bitchy about me over it. I know that would come to a lot of you naturally.

[Shlup]

I'm stepping down 'cause I'm sick of you bitches being up in my grill.

At this point we can basically blame Raistlin for everything. smurfing harpie.

[Del Murder]

I think after myself and then Amanda this switches from 'trying to step down in ways they will believe it' to 'them all knowing it's a prank and now wondering how far back it goes'. So I suggest a free for all using any random reasons.

On April 1 let's reknight everyone who left in the last year. Leeza, Hsu, rubah, foa, anyone I'm forgetting? Obviously they will all get fake titles and the joke won't last long but it will be funny anyway.

[Rantz]

I think after myself and then Amanda this switches from 'trying to step down in ways they will believe it' to 'them all knowing it's a prank and now wondering how far back it goes'. So I suggest a free for all using any random reasons.

My thoughts exactly.

[Shlup]

I wouldn't want to re-knight those people and directly suck them into the joke without their permission though.

What's your exit strategy, Tony?

[Del Murder]

I'll leave tomorrow evening. Do I need to make some big blowup post or something? I was assuming all the 'blowing up' would be in this forum.

For task 4 you should keep track of what they submitted and present it so that they keep trying to one-up each other.

[Shlup]

I'm taking a break for this task and not looking at it until tomorrow. The last task exhausted me. I had them post it in-thread specifically so that, hopefully, they'll try to one-up each other on their own.

Though it's kind of sad that the only contestants left aren't really people I like torturing. xD

And, no, I don't think a blowup becomes you, unless you particularly wanted one. Isn't it more fun to let them speculate and spread rumors anyway?

I seriously do think Raist is smurfing with us back by the way.

[Shlup]

OMG, Tony. xD

[Del Murder]

Yeah I won't blow up. I'll just destaff myself sometime in the afternoon and let them speculate.

I haven't actually been reading what Raistlin has been saying too carefully because he annoys me, espcially with the thread reopening stuff. Mostly just establishing my own reasons for leaving. I thought that was just the dynamic you two had?