They had some nice basketball courts at the garden. Do you reckon they have a good basketball team? Come to think of it, they had themselves a hockey rink (it's called a rink, right? I ain't from snowylands so I dunno) too. They must have one of those programs that my school had; Sporting Excellence or w/e. I don't see how that's useful for kids joining the military though, but that's not the point.

The point is that the Gardens could've settled their disputes on the sporting field like gentlemen. So which sport do you think they should have played, and who would have won!?

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