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    Cool The every action star ever movie.

    YouTube - 'The Expendables' Trailer HD

    What do you lot think about this movie? Every action star ever it seems. Even the governator is in it.

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    Man those comments are awesome.

    I think this trailer got my girlfriend pregnant.
    This looks like the movie my friends and I have been talking about for years. Unfortunately with this much awesome packed into the movie before they started even filming, there is no way it won't be an utter disappointment.

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    lol yeah I saw that comment and did laugh.

    Even if it blows it'll at least be entertaining to see I think!

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    I just hope they don't ruin it by dumbing down the action with stupid stuff like plot and emotion.

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    Yeah, I was going to post this a while ago, but forgot. Director must have some serious money.

    "There's so much testosterone in this movie that every woman in the theater will walk out pregnant"

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    If this was made about 15 - 20 years ago, I may have thought it would be awsome.
    I can't help but think it'll be stupid. I can't take old men doing action seriously anymore. At least take on the mentor role.

    Hell, I'll go see it. The only way it'll be good is if it has 0% plot and romance and 100% action....and some classic Arnie one liners.

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    Hm.. video posted March 31....
    Interesting...

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    something suspicious about that?

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    I don't think it's a april fools thing cause Brittany Murphy is in it I guess and she kinda died so that'd be a bit mean to do that.

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    Man, I posted a trailer to this on my Facebook like last year. It'd be the most elaborate and drawn out joke ever.


    It looks badass, I hope it's smurfing brutal.

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    Haha Big Nog is in it now? Awesome. Hope he beats the out of old man Couture.

    Also, Van Damme is officially a failure at life for turning down a role in this.

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    oh man

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    In the same vein as the Fast and Furious series, this'll be the greatest worst movie ever made. I can't wait to see it.

    Also - Wikipedia entry for plot

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    I've gotta see this movie so bad! Nothing like a good dose of gratuitous violence to get the testosterone following in ya

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    This movie will make a billion dollars.

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