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Will it be useful to know that information should you succeed in your quest?
It'll probably be more useful to know the lyrics to Michael Jackson's Thriller. We're a sucker for a dance!
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Will you bite me if I try to join?
Depends if you want to become infected. If not you can always be a death cultist!
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Why do you like brains, they're a little to grey for my taste?
Something deep inside of me...I can't explain it...it just HUNGERS!

Also, here's a little tip. If you score some blood from the foot (and it has to be the foot, so that the blood is at the bottom of the body) and pour it all over the brain, it'll make it much more salty and tasty! Give it a go next time you feel the urge!
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Are you really interested in boomer bile?(l4d ref) Why?
Yes; Just look at it!
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What is your plan for economical growth for the coming fiscal year?
Does it involve lunch?
Simple. We intend to create 6,000,000,000 new jobs this year, with exciting titles as "Brain Collection Agent", "Slaughter and Mayhem Services Officer", and "Cid's Knight at Eyes on Final Fantasy". We also wish to change the current currency to a finger-based system, with one finger having the worth of $10.

Also, yes, it does involve lunch. And breakfast, dinner, afternoon tea, supper, luncheon, and brunch. Not to mention elevenses and midnight snacks! Om nom nom!
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If you succeed will everyone be forced into zombie-dom???
Only those who voted for the 501st.