Sealions can not be trusted.
Sealions can not be trusted.
Yes but it was a zombie walrus!
What happens after you've converted the Earth to zombification? What will be your food source? Will you start eating each other?
Couscous, quiche, probably a little bit of tofu too. Oh! Oh! And don't forget the chickpeas and lentils!
That or we'll jack your fancypants spaceship and go spread our love of brains to the stars.
I propose we farm them.
Our ships are programmed to self-destruct when something less awesome than us tries to pilot them.
You keep saying that you'd zombify the 501st as punishment should you win. Are you saying that to be a zombie is to be guilty of some atrocious crime? That becoming a zombie is nothing to be proud of or hoped for, but is instead a method of punishing wrong-doers? If so, why would anyone want a party of miscreants in power?
If it is a willing transformation, it is a simple transformation and undeath. When we force it upon others their screams show that for some reason it hurts like a woodpecker is trying to drill through your spleen and your bile is on fire.
When you convert to the 501st you get cool weapons and armour, and a permanent friendship with millions of people.
Just saying. It's better than woodpecker spleen.
There is no other form of transformation. Zombie 101 again, Zombiesaur. You gotta get some research in, boy.
Are you a zombie? Noooo, then do not tell me how I became a zombie!
Zombie 101 is full of lies and it blatantly ignores the finer points of Zombie culture, like dancing and sword fighting.
You don't have to be something to know the facts on it. Unless you're a complex mathematical equation?
The only dancing you do is with paedophiles. THE ZOMBIE PARTY WILL MOLEST YOUR CHILDREN. THEN KILL THEM BRUTALLY. THEN FORCE THEM TO LIVE THEIR PATHETIC UNDEAD EXISTENCE AS A CONSTANTLY ABUSED CHILD.
We are the 501st. We will save your children.
You blew up a planet.
A planet that was filled with zombies. A planet filled with zombies that refused our olive branch; refused to let us help them. To ensure the saftey of the universe, yes, we destroyed it. I will never claim that it was the best, nor the right, course of action. But it was the only course the zombies allowed us to take.