Zombie us is less awesome than sane, decent and beautiful us.
Zombie you is sane, decent and beautiful you.
Right now you're whiney little scaredy-cat you and that's ok too. We don't judge; we just devour.
Right now we're whiny little dicking all over you us. And you love it. Your posts repeatedly state how awful zombification is, and it's merely your pride that stops you joining us. Fear not, Emperor, we won't think less of you for it. You could be a champion in our ranks. Any of you could be, should you only ask.
WARNING: FILTHY DIRTY LANGUAGE THAT YOU LOVE.
Say what again!
What.
Not really afraid of you, Jules, seeing as no matter what you try to do to me, I can just rename you to "I love Davey Cameron" and instantly win.
1. R2-DEL2 will always change me back. And I shall return more punniful than you can possibly imagine.
2. You love baby Dave. So I'll take that as a compliment.
What if I pulled a Demondude and registered the names Quin AND Mace Quindu while you were not looking
Then I'd spend the next year working my ass off for this site, until eventually the staff are tricked into thinking I've grown up and can handle the responsibility (LOL) of a CK position. Then I'd ban you. I would ban you every day of the week except Sundays.
But I am staff already...
How far up the cursus honorum do I have to climb to be able to ban Site Staff?
Admin.
That usually takes 3+ years of staff service. Good luck!
Alright then. I'll spend the next year getting CK, then the three years after that being the best damn CK ever seen. Then I'll ban your ass. In fact, I'll ban you permanently for making me wait so long. Then, after two years, I'm gonna work to have you unbanned. I'm gonna make sure you get welcomed back here, with loving open arms.
Then I'm gonna ban you again.
Or I'll get someone to merge the accounts. It could go either way.