Page 1 of 9 1234567 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 133

Thread: One on one with the 501st.

  1. #1
    Recognized Member G13's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    5,768
    Blog Entries
    10
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Hosted the Ciddies

    Default One on one with the 501st.

    We, the 501st Legion, have made it to the final round of the elections, but we still need all the help we can get if we are to win. The purpose of this thread is for you, the public, to ask us questions. To really get to know us, and see what we're all about. Ask us anything at all.

    Annnnd.... go.
    Last edited by G13; 04-06-2010 at 03:51 AM.

  2. #2
    Would sniff your fingers to be polite
    Nameleon.
    Quindiana Jones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    These mountains are made of rainbows.
    Posts
    20,870
    Blog Entries
    6
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Before anyone asks, Vader's Fist can behead a zombie. That is why we should win.

  3. #3
    Gold is the new black Goldenboko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    16,136
    Articles
    39
    Blog Entries
    1
    Contributions
    • Former Editor
    • Hosted the Ciddies

    Default

    What do you plan on doing about the pesky rebel problem that part of the empire has been dealing with? Raging rumor says that they were the actual cause of the destruction of the Death Star, not a improperly installed cooling system.

  4. #4
    GO! use leech seed! qwertysaur's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Kanto
    Posts
    11,627
    Contributions
    • Former Site Staff

    Default

    What is the proper way to eat strawberries?

  5. #5

    Default

    Where are the babes? Are they numerous or not? Are they scantly clad or very covered? Do they all have lightsabers? And can I sleep with Aayla Secura?

  6. #6
     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Yer pants
    Posts
    26,207
    Articles
    277
    Blog Entries
    34

    FFXIV Character

    Freya Meow (Sargatanas)

    Default

    I like the stormtroopers outfit. Who designed this?

  7. #7
    Recognized Member G13's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    5,768
    Blog Entries
    10
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Hosted the Ciddies

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    What do you plan on doing about the pesky rebel problem that part of the empire has been dealing with? Raging rumor says that they were the actual cause of the destruction of the Death Star, not a improperly installed cooling system.
    I can assure you Rebels had nothing to do with the Death Star. This was an unforseen accident. I tell you, that's the last time we let the Cid's Technicians do anything with our wiring.

    We take the Rebel threat quite seriously. Too many lives have been lost in the name of "Justice". We have unconfirmed reports that they are hiding out in some caves on Hoth, but we can disclose no more information than that. Rest assured, the 501st has your backs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Zombiesaur View Post
    What is the proper way to eat strawberries?
    I'll leave that question for MB. If I had to guess I'd say with your mouth.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroshima View Post
    Where are the babes? Are they numerous or not? Are they scantly clad or very covered? Do they all have lightsabers? And can I sleep with Aayla Secura?
    Aayla Secura is the enemy!

    The babes are all over. They used to be scantily clad but we got threatened with a lawsuit. If you're going to check the barracks for babes you'd better be blind. And no, not all of them have lightsabers.

    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    I like the stormtroopers outfit. Who designed this?
    It's a newer model of the Mandalorian armor Jango Fett and myself wear. I'm not sure who designed them as they probably died in the raid on Kamino.
    Last edited by G13; 04-06-2010 at 03:28 AM.

  8. #8

    Default

    What does your leadership say to the allegations that your pathetic empire can be overthrown by a whiny boy, two lame robots, a subpar pilot, Princess Cinnabon, and an oversized wookie?

    Also, if you could say six words to George Lucas in response to the ongoing attempt to continually ruin his own franchise, what would they be?

  9. #9
    Some Mitten Lover Sir Lancealot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    Where your Schwartz is.
    Posts
    754

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Zombiesaur View Post
    What is the proper way to eat strawberries?
    With cream, unless you are a zombie, in which case it is brains.

  10. #10
    Would sniff your fingers to be polite
    Nameleon.
    Quindiana Jones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    These mountains are made of rainbows.
    Posts
    20,870
    Blog Entries
    6
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default Let's pretend these haven't already been answered...

    Quote Originally Posted by Zombiesaur View Post
    What is the proper way to eat strawberries?
    I hardly think that's important for brain-obsessed moving lightsaber checks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuroshima View Post
    Where are the babes? Are they numerous or not? Are they scantly clad or very covered? Do they all have lightsabers? And can I sleep with Aayla Secura?
    I have the babes. I keep them from the hideous atrocities that the Zombie Party would commit upon them. Only official members of the 501st have access to them, and I can assure you that they can be as scantily clad or covered as you want them to be. The Jedi have lightsabers, and we have created dummy lightsabers for those that want them. I'm not sure about the Aayla Secura thing, you'd have to ask her. She's usually over at the bar, drinking tequila and flashing a lot.

    Quote Originally Posted by Freya View Post
    I like the stormtroopers outfit. Who designed this?
    The Stormtrooper outfit is actually based upon the earlier Clone Trooper outfits. We merely took away the pansy colours to ensure they could be recognised as a clone army, which inspires fear even in mindless zombie drones. Thousands upon thousands of identical troopers. All equal in their importance!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    What does your leadership say to the allegations that your pathetic empire can be overthrown by a whiny boy, two lame robots, a subpar pilot, Princess Cinnabon, and an oversized wookie?

    Also, if you could say six words to George Lucas in response to the ongoing attempt to continually ruin his own franchise, what would they be?
    As to the first question, it's ludicrous. Would this "whiny boy" be the same as the one who supposedly destroyed the Death Star? Oh, is that the one with the straw hair and ty lightsaber skills? Yeah, he's dead. Looooong dead. And Princess Leia now rides me daily.

    Also: "Stop your ballbaggery, you fag-ending gash-hound." The same goes for the ty little "games" company.
    Last edited by Quindiana Jones; 04-06-2010 at 03:34 AM.

  11. #11
    Recognized Member G13's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    5,768
    Blog Entries
    10
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Hosted the Ciddies

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    What does your leadership say to the allegations that your pathetic empire can be overthrown by a whiny boy, two lame robots, a subpar pilot, Princess Cinnabon, and an oversized wookie?
    We say SHUT UP!

    Also, if you could say six words to George Lucas in response to the ongoing attempt to continually ruin his own franchise, what would they be?

    "Go back and do it again!"

  12. #12
    Gold is the new black Goldenboko's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    16,136
    Articles
    39
    Blog Entries
    1
    Contributions
    • Former Editor
    • Hosted the Ciddies

    Default

    You are surrounded by a horde of 50 zombies. 25 of which have axes. 26 of which haven't eaten brains for 3 days. How do you get out of the situation, not force powers, blasters, or lightsabers allowed.

  13. #13
    Recognized Member G13's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2006
    Posts
    5,768
    Blog Entries
    10
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight
    • Hosted the Ciddies

    Default

    I use my jetpack.

  14. #14
    Would sniff your fingers to be polite
    Nameleon.
    Quindiana Jones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2005
    Location
    These mountains are made of rainbows.
    Posts
    20,870
    Blog Entries
    6
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    You are surrounded by a horde of 50 zombies. 25 of which have axes. 26 of which haven't eaten brains for 3 days. How do you get out of the situation, not force powers, blasters, or lightsabers allowed.
    1337 Sammy J powers.

  15. #15
     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Yer pants
    Posts
    26,207
    Articles
    277
    Blog Entries
    34

    FFXIV Character

    Freya Meow (Sargatanas)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Mandalorian XIII View Post
    I use my jetpack.
    Noice.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •