I'm so clumsy it's ridiculous.

I swear I'm always tripping over and falling over in little holes in the pavement that nobody else ever does. I'm constantly dropping things, and knocking drinks over .etc

I'm always covered in bruises from bumping/walking into things.

It used to be embarrassing, but when it happens so often you kinda just get used to it. Most of the people I know are used to me being like it too. xD

At my job, I never get the drinks in for the team - because we know when/if I do somebody, or the floor is gonna get covered in drinks and hot coffee. boo!

klutz.