I was wondering if anyone would guess. I'm guessing that nobody actually cares. Yeah, you're right, it's bull. I just read a wiki thread on it and got "inspired" by Kiefer's last lines "you'll be hearing from me again."

That's right, I'm not even going to wait and see if someone else has a guess. That's how little faith I have in the appeal of this thread. It's dead. I don't even know why I bothered to make it.