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    Man in Sichuan dies after friends insert eel up his arse as a joke



    I don't know whether to laugh or cry. How wasted do you have to be before you think this would be a good idea?

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    How did they even, you know, get it up there?

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    Please, nobody answer that.

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    Wow, with friends like that...Who needs enemies!!


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    I would have killed it first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian View Post
    Wow, with friends like that...Who needs enemas!!
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    It would've been pretty funny if he didn't die.
    This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...

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    Forcing an eel up a guy's arse... is funny? I guess I fail to see the humor in stupidity and animal abuse.



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    They'd obviously seen eelgirl and thought it was a great idea


    there was a picture here

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    That's some serious sleight of hand juju there. I can't even begin to imagine how something like that would work:

    "Hey, man, look over there. What is that?"
    "I don'-- OH GOD EEL"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chri$ View Post
    Forcing an eel up a guy's arse... is funny? I guess I fail to see the humor in stupidity and animal abuse.
    If you can't see the humor in stupidity then you obviously don't even have a sense of humor seeing how it's the main and arguably only source of lol.
    This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...

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    Quote Originally Posted by eternal essence View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian View Post
    Wow, with friends like that...Who needs enemas!!
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    xD

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    Frenema?

    I wonder how the eel got in there... must have required much CLENCHING? Crazy...


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    I would assume you need a tube and some lube...

    Why his friends had those lying around I don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    That's some serious sleight of hand juju there. I can't even begin to imagine how something like that would work:

    "Hey, man, look over there. What is that?"
    "I don'-- OH GOD EEL"
    That was my first thought too. o.O

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