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    Id rather not discuss the events of 1992
    Are you my dad then
    Shut up he's mine.
    Actually Im a cactuavirg, we save ourselfs till marriage or the age of 25, whichever comes first
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    Will you go emo and use this as a sig?

    (SPOILER)

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    Quote Originally Posted by zombiedude55 View Post
    Will you go emo and use this as a sig?

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    That's over the size limits though

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    How much speed do you do on a given day?

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    You attack people with a thousand needles (at least that's how it is in the game), correct? If so, I have two questions. First of all, where do you keep them? I mean, I never noticed you guys having a whole thousand needles on yourselves! Second of all, what's it like after you use the attack? Does it take long to regenerate or do you just never get those needles back?

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    The sig picture didnt show up, cant see it...

    FACT time:
    Cactuars are misunderstood creatures who resemble cacti living in the desert. They are normaly docile and will flee from a fight unless provoked at which they will mercilessly pown the attacker.
    Average life span: 70qi (231 years, unless killed by ff hero)
    hight: 20cm - 104cm
    a special type of cactuar known as cactuor can reach up to 100 ft, there is currently only one left
    Weight: .05 lbs - 45lbs
    Drops: needles
    Ap: 20
    Gil: none
    exp: 6-1000
    hp: 250 - 100000
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    cool story bro

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    The needles are a trade secret, we can use it at will.
    Speed? We can run up to 45 mph
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    Quote Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICCUACTAR View Post
    Speed? We can run up to 45 mph
    No, Speed, as in drugs, as in a cousin of crack, as in used by Dr. Rockso The Rock n' Roll Clown.

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    We use none, It doesn't grow in the desert
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    Can I summon you once to hurt multiple people?

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    Speed? We can run up to 45 mph
    No, Speed, as in drugs, as in a cousin of crack, as in used by Dr. Rockso The Rock n' Roll Clown.
    He uses cocaine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HYPOALLERGENICCUACTAR View Post
    No cactuar are not mammals, we don't make milk.
    I don't buy that! What about a cowtuar???

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    Cowtuar is a cow who likes to dress up
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    Well i feel totally cheated

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    But tyranatuar is real, but hes only 4 inches tall
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