Ask a cactuar!!

[Hollycat]

I am Hypoallergeniccuactar, yes cUactar, I moved the U after college, the purpose of this thread is to teach you all about my race in the hopes that you will stop chasing our high AP's, we have feelings too.

Ask me a question about my race, me or what I'd do in a situation and I'll help you know as soon as possible. Please no offensive questions, or I'll have to needle you. The closer I get to a doctorate, the more in depth I'll answer your questions, oh and no summoning me, it's annoying, and Zack Fair does it often enough.

[Hollycat]

By th way, before it is asked, there is a santuar, here he is
and ninjatuar
and nudistuar
and eastuar

[Jiro]

You guys into music at all?

[demondude]

Hook me up with the third one.

[Hollycat]

We cactuars like rock, and heavy metal.
we absolutly abhor hip hop, except for djangotuar

[Hollycat]

Hook me up with the third one.

Cant, hes married.
his sister is available.

[demondude]

Tie her up and post her to me.

[Hollycat]

Tie her up and post her to me.

here you go

[No.78]

When I kissed my ex when he had a beard, I said "This is like making out with a cactus."

When making out, does it feel like making out with a human with sharp stubble?

[Hollycat]

much worse, we dont shave

[Pheesh]

Have you ever tried moving your limbs in normal angles? If so, how did it turn out?

[Hollycat]

Id rather not discuss the events of 1992

[qwertysaur]

[NorthernChaosGod]

So how come you weren't allergen free before '93?

[Hollycat]

um, do we really have to go into that...