Advice Column

[Hollycat]

Just like in the newspaper.
Email or message me to remain anonymous and Ill give you a nickname, but will still reply on the thread.
Or post to get advice quick.

Rules:
No spamming
No reproductive questions.
No questions that will get me or you in trouble.
No answering someones post unless you are going to be really truely serious.
If I get spam in my email, I will report you.
No one word or stupid answers.

This is a very serious thread, and though it may fail, I don't care.
If it does it does, the goal of this thread is to help others.

[Rantz]

This is Wonder Square not Stupid Square alright so proceed with what you didn't before.

Edit: CUACTAR, please leave the moderating to the forums staff. Warn posts that you think are breaking rules and leave it at that. There's no need for you to post about it.

Personally, I would like advice on girls, CUACTAR. It's always complicated with relationships and stuff, you know. I don't have a specific question, but if you could give me some advice in general I would appreciate it.

[Hollycat]

I very much deserve that....
Ok, most girls hate it if you arent a good listener.
Never interupt one, that is a sure way to end up living alone.
If you really care about a girl, make sure she knows it, but don't rush things.
Above all, do not ask about love on the first date.
try and do something special every other date or so.
Girls want to now yor feelings, too, not just that they are pretty, although they are.
If you have more questions, ask more specifically.

EDIT: It would really help if I knew what part of a relationship you are in.

[demondude]

Tell me 'o great one, this avatar or my previous one?

EDIT: I made my mind up already.

[Hollycat]

It doesnt matter DD, you no longer exist

[PuPu]

great advice and great thread, broski

[Neisho]

PuPu, please be nice to Hypo!

[PuPu]

Maybe if he stops posting like Demon Dude.

Also, read the sig.

[Shlup]

Hypo, I apologize on PuPu's behalf. He has already received his Final Warning for being rude to members, so you won't have to worry about hearing from him any more.

It was a nice try at a thread, though most people just post in Eyes on Each Other for advice. You can always post in there if you want to give advice.

[Neisho]

Hi, Why is PUPU banned, he didn't seem to be being that mean??

[theundeadhero]

It wasn't just that, there has been several times over the last few weeks where he has broken the rules. He was aware of the rules and strictly told to stop but he didn't want to :/

[Flying Mullet]

Mr. Cactuar,

How can I become allergy free like you?

- Allergic in Amsterdam

[Hollycat]

I believe that would fall under the ask a cactuar thread, but I will answer anyways.

To become hypoallergenic, you have to be born between the eclipses of 3 stars and the moon on the earth. The, on your 1st Bday, you have to sing old macdonald, and tie a peice of paper around your neck that says bubbles

[Flying Mullet]

What happens if the paper around my neck said "bubble" (singular)?

[Hollycat]

Then the king of gnomes would bite off your nuts, now please, this a serious thread, if you want funny answers go to ask a cactuar