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    Default Seriously, Just Call the Damn Movie 'Penis' and Get It Over With

    I hate action-y films if they don't have much of a plot, but get this! The Expendables, coming out in August, has Sylvester Stallone, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger in its cast. I could not make this up. I feel manlier just knowing this film exists.

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    Stone Cold Steve Austin as well. >:O

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    I wish Vin Diesel was in it
    This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...

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    It's like Twilight for men, except... you know, good.

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    http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/13...ver-movie.html

    Arnie was great in Batman & Robin btw. What a performance, and what a character!

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