Quote Originally Posted by Mo-Nercy View Post
A dream girlfriend of mine would have to be a great cook with a great body. She'd have to find me funny and laugh at all my crappy jokes. She would also be the most efficient shopper in the world and spend a maximum of 10 minutes in each store.

A dream date, however, only needs to have an intense hatred of expensive food. =]
You know, if you'd just drop the 'great body' and 'she' part's, you could just land yourself a fat cook.