He was a simple man, he enjoyed the fine pleasures of life: Beer, young girls, revealing clothes that young girls wore, beards, having an abundance of chest hair, and Avril Lavigne. GOD, how he loved Avril Lavigne. I will try to get sk8rboi slowed down and played at his funeral, it's what he would have wanted.

Also, the next underage girl I bed will be in his honour. RIP NCG.