Over-familiar people make me uncomfortable. I meet them once and a minute later they're over using my name in sentences while speaking to me & immediately asking personal questions with a stupid smurfing grin painted on their bakes not to mention the gross invasion of that personal space that EVERYONE is banned from except these people;

1. My Ma for 10 seconds as we greet & 10 seconds when we say goodbye.
2. Relatives or very close friends but the occasion must be a very happy one or a very smurfing sad one.
3. People on public transport but only if it's packed, if you sit beside me on an empty train or bus you are getting a smurfed up look and I a moving the smurf away before you touch my bollox.
4. Flirtatious women who I find attractive (please see point 3 to see what happens if I don't find you attractive).
5. My dog


Word.