Dammit, I hate you now xDOriginally Posted by Jessweeee♪
I hate you
Dammit, I hate you now xDI hate you
People scratching nylon. D,:
Keith's
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Seeing someone you were once really close with and then talking to them how you used to, only to have them look at you like you're a freak and move away
if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:
1. Noticing that you're blinking.
2. Becoming aware of your tongue.
3. Becoming aware that your bollock is stuck to your leg. (for men obviously)
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
That guy from ff2 who acts all emo
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ArGH!!!....
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:
1. Noticing that you're blinking.
2. Becoming aware of your tongue.
3. Becoming aware that your bollock is stuck to your leg. (for men obviously)
My tongue! What do I do with it?!
My ex boyfriend really loved spooning, but he didn't like my hair in his face, so he would like sleep with his head on top of me, and let me tell you, that is soooooooo uncomfortable. It's like dead weight on your head and you don't want to be all mean and shove his head off cause he'll wake up and yeah. Uncomfy.
Not alot of things really make me uncomfortable. But I have the time of my life making other people uncomfortable. Most of my friends are just like me, very loud and we really do pretty much anything anyone dares us to do that would make any normal person embarrassed.
Once me, my bff jen, my sister, my sis's bff, and my cousin patrick went down to the lake at like 10 pm and there were a bunch of people sitting in and around this car, so we go on a walk by the lake and when we come back they're all still there. Now, my sister gets embarrassed really easy and she is practically always uncomfortable when we hang cause she knows I'll do something insane. Well Jen dared me to pretend that she was touching me inappropriately while we walked, as she was walking in front of me, and the rest of the crew were behind me. My sister starts freaking out saying 'Rachael don't you dare' and 'Rachael I'm going to kill you if you do' yadayada. Well I do it anyway. Starts screaming 'Oh don't touch me there' and 'Ohhh Jen, don't stop' and my sister and her bff got sooooooo uncomfortable they were like squirming and walking all weird.
Ohman, goodtimes.
You always said I looked grumpy. But those were the happiest days of my life.
What the hell is wrong with you people suddenly becoming aware of body parts & functions? I worked out that I breathed and had a tongue when I was about 15. Idiots. I'm already on to my legs and have a strong suspicion there is something below them too. Dear God people catch up.ArGH!!!....
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:
1. Noticing that you're blinking.
2. Becoming aware of your tongue.
3. Becoming aware that your bollock is stuck to your leg. (for men obviously)
My tongue! What do I do with it?!
Ugh, god yes, I hate that. And then you just sort of look at each other and just nod awkwardly. It's like, yep you're still here...
ROFLWhat the hell is wrong with you people suddenly becoming aware of body parts & functions? I worked out that I breathed and had a tongue when I was about 15. Idiots. I'm already on to my legs and have a strong suspicion there is something below them too. Dear God people catch up.ArGH!!!....
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:
1. Noticing that you're blinking.
2. Becoming aware of your tongue.
3. Becoming aware that your bollock is stuck to your leg. (for men obviously)
My tongue! What do I do with it?!
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
1. Whenever people I'm talking to stand too far away, or are looking away from me.
2. Whenever I used to sleep over at my ex boyfriend's house, he used to try to hold my hand when we were going to sleep. It's fine in the winter, but I can't stand it in the summer.
3. Not putting my hair up at least once in a day.
4. Dirty pennies, or dirty change in general.
5. Dollar bills that are torn or written on. I usually spend those first to get rid of them.
6. Nascar.
7. Being out of face moisturizer.
8. Not shaving. I can't STAND it when my legs are prickly, so I make sure they're always shaved.
9. Walking into a classroom late.
10. Standing very close to a boy who isn't my boyfriend. I just become super aware of everything, including his arm hair. Then I back away.
"We're not the same, dear, as we used to be.
The seasons have changed and so have we.
There was little we could say, and even less we could do
To stop the ice from getting thinner under me and you."
Shut up.
"We're not the same, dear, as we used to be.
The seasons have changed and so have we.
There was little we could say, and even less we could do
To stop the ice from getting thinner under me and you."
Lol, no. How about I just stand super close to you and tickle you with my arm hair?
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