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    So many of you have probably heard of some Iranian nutjob who says that women dressing immodestly cause earthquakes. Well, one woman has the only rational response to that:

    Quote Originally Posted by Blag Hag
    On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.
    I support this movement.

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    Do moobs count? Some obese guys should hop in and see if we can earn a tornado too.

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    I just love how one of the quotes in one of the articles I read regarding literally had the segue: "Women dressing immoral have been causing males to act against Islam, which has caused earthquakes."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Blag Hag
    . Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.
    This is a movement I can get behind.

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    With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.
    I was in the middle of reading that and sorely, sorely hoped that that sentence was going to end with, "We are Captain Planet."

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    Brings a new meaning to BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKING EVERYWHERE.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Brings a new meaning to BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKING EVERYWHERE.


    I fully support this movement. I expect the females of CA to be wearing next to nothing. /smug

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    Participants must document their experiences with photographs and post them in a specifically designated thread or in my PM box.

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    I'll participate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
    I'll participate!
    If you could do what Bunny said only for me I'd be highly appreciative

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    We need carefully documented photographic, videotronic, and live handling samples in order to scientifically ascertain the claims made by this upstart. I nominate myself, and yes, I take tips.

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    @Milf: Sorry, but Rye and Paul are the only ones that get my goodies. You'll have to beg them if you want in on the action

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    Bewbs kill
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    Heheheheh, poor Huxley. No boobies for him! XD


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    Quote Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~ View Post
    @Milf: Sorry, but Rye and Paul are the only ones that get my goodies. You'll have to beg them if you want in on the action
    I'm pretty used to begging Rye

    Paul's a bro tho

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