So many of you have probably heard of some Iranian nutjob who says that women dressing immodestly cause earthquakes. Well, one woman has the only rational response to that:

Quote Originally Posted by Blag Hag
On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake.
I support this movement.