Psssh. I'm Christian but ugh. Earthquakes happen everyday and my breasts have nothing to do with them and if they did then I'd want a refund cause that would be a lame super power compared to the other countless possibilities.

Extremist make me sad and give Christianity a bad name. Though they've been doing that for a loooong time now.

I'm pretty sure the blaming other people for things happening goes against Christian principles to begin with since you know, "Worry about that beam in your eye before helping your neighbor remove the speck from his," to paraphrase.

Amusing note, I'm listening to the Christian band Family Force 5 'Erfquake' right now coincidentally.