Due to my extreme clumsiness, I have had a lot of injuries!

Some:
Tripped, cracked my head open on the corner of a paving slab. Butterfly stitches!
Sliced my hand open, many a time with knives and stuff.
I was playing with a stapler and I accidently pressed it and stapled my finger.
I fell through a fire exit door when trying to get away from a tickling and hit my head on the pavement and was knocked out cold.
I was on a trambopoline and face planted the metal frame round the edge - broke my nose.
Fell over backwards, landed on my ass on the edge of a kerb and damaged my coccyx forevermore.
I was younger and I was on a tree swing at the top of a hill and for some reason I let go of the swing and fell to the bottom of the hill, knocked myself out and a stick from a tree went through my leg.. ow


yeahhhhh.