Battle Scars!

[Jiro]

Dakoda says:
Let's see. I tripped over a mattress and broke my toe, I almost lost my eye and got an eyebrow gash from a fan, I have a scar of my cheek from a knife, I got bitten by a kid once, several burns, greenstick fracture in my wrist, torn ligaments in my ankle, torn hamstring, collapsed spine um concussion twice, bamboo pole hit me just beside the eye so I have a crescent scar umm...
On I have a scar on my palm from slicing it on rocks
I dunno cartilage damage in my knees
Emma says:
...
Note to self: buy large amounts of cotton wool
Dakoda says:
I have a high pain tolerance, don't you worry
OH
I also have a cut on my hand where Evan cut me with scissors in 4th grade during spanish
Because he wasn't paying attention and I was holding the sheet and he just snip ouuuuch
Emma says:
You just attract unintended violence
Dakoda says:
Oh yeah also many many blows to the head from all sorts of balls
Also dislocated jaw from a baseball
Emma says:
epic innuendo
Dakoda says:
But yeah, basketballs repeatedly fell on my head. I also played club soccer for three years, so lots of headers
OH
Also I ran into goal posts while playing ultimate disc
I think I was concussed that time so make that three concussions
What else
I probably have a scar on my back from where my brother hit me with a belt
Though I deserved that I suppose. I hit him in the face with a rock and split his head open. There was a 9 year difference but yeah
I've also been electrocuted two or three times
Almost drowned once maybe twice
Had an allergic reaction to a vaccine and almost died
Um
I think that about covers it
Emma says:
What the smurf Dakoda. In my 18 years I've fallen off my bike twice and cut my hand open
oh and one hospitalisation
Dakoda says:
I like to take risks?
Why were you hospitalised?
Emma says:
White blood cells were eating the red ones or something. I was on a drip for a week then I went home.
Dakoda says:
They aren't meant to do that
Emma says:
No, blood transfusion fixed it though
well blood transfusion and some dodgey green jelly
Dakoda says:
I've had some pretty gnarly cuts and stuff from crashing my bike
Emma says:
I was 6 so I don't really remember
Dakoda says:
Well I'm glad you're okay now!
Emma says:
I can imagine you almost killing yourself on a bike.
Mine weren't crashes, I actually just fell. Except when I fell over the handle bars but that wasn't bad anyway.
Dakoda says:
I did this really great one, seriously it was amazing
Went down this really steep hill which I can show you when you visit, anyway
The bike had no brakes or anything
And when I got to the bottom, it got the major wobbles
The handlebars just twisted and threw me over the top
I crashed, bounced, slid for like 10-15 metres
Then I stood up and was Oh okay and then the momentum just threw me back onto the ground
Where I rolled down a hill
Emma says:
How did you plan on stopping if there were no brakes?
Dakoda says:
Into a lake
Good question

For those with attention deficiency disorders, here is a summarized snippet of the general ramblings for you to ponder over - what sorts of injuries have you had and share any funny stories in relation to those. As you can see, I've had a lot.

[missaira]

At least you still have all your teeth xD

[Bunny]

I have split my head open in four different areas (rock dropped on my head, hit edge of glass container, run over by a bicycle, I forgot the last one), had my ankle torn up on two separate occasions (my cat went insane, my friend and I failed at chicken on bikes and my ankle was completely wrapped in the bike chain). I almost died car surfing because my friend slammed on the breaks without telling me.

Probably a lot more. I have yet to break a bone in my body though!

[qwertysaur]

I have a scar on my eyebrow

[NorthernChaosGod]

that has happened to me: (bolded entries scarred)
Nearly drowned as a toddler
Got a nasty gash on the corner of my eye that need stitches
Wicked road rash on my left forearm
Been sprayed with pepper spray/tear gas
Whipped with carpet tack strip. Bareback.
Beat over the head with a weighted boxing glove on the end of a rope
Bruised a bone in a BMX accident
Been nutted during a lacrosse game
Flipped over my handlebars and got a concussion
Walked into a pole in first grade and chipped a tooth
Cut my arm to see what it felt like (don't judge me )


That's all I can think of at the moment.

[Jiro]

At least you still have all your teeth xD

That reminds me: copped two stray headbutts to the mouth and almost lost two teeth.

[kotora]

a few scratches on my chest from this drive-by shooting last week.

[oddler]

Once, I tried to remove a lid to a can of Ravioli with a spoon. Yeah, almost lost my pinky because it slipped. Dumbest I've ever done.

[BarelySeeAtAll]

I've never really got myself injured really. . .though last night I slipped in my bathtub having a shower and smacked my head on the bottom of the tub. Yeah that hurt..think I may have been knocked out for a couple'a seconds boo-hoo.

[Cuchulainn]

I alreadyanswered this in a previous post.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...ml#post2798553

1. When I was 3 my family liveed on Springfield Road which separates The Falls (Catholic) from the Shankill (Protestant) our homes were always getting attacked. One day I escaped the home & I had the fantastic idea of walking into a riot just up the street. I ran when everyone else did from the army and fell on a smashed bottle. My whole right forearm was sliced i stil wear the scar.

1. when I was a wee fella about 8 I had kidney problems, I was in there for a good 3 months.

2. little later, tonsils removed.

3. Not another visit till I was 17, hit with a plastic baton round on my thigh, i swear I've never felt pain like it.

4. 1998 probably the most serious I was attacked by a Protestant gang & beated senseless with hands, feet & metal poles. I was in intensive care for 3 weeks with...brain something I duno & I still don't remember anything. There's pictures somewhere I can disgust with them if u want.

5. at a party in 2002 and was spotted by someone who I had apparently wronged, got a bottle to the back of my head & then several jabs in the face & neck with the broke part. I still have the scars on my face of that too...one is above my top lip & stops my beard growing properly

6. NORMAL REASON!! I had kidney problems that kicked off again just last year, in there for 3 days.


Thats it I think, I did not count day trips for cuts, slices & stuff. If u dont have to sleep over it's not worth it.

[Loony BoB]

What, no images of said scars? Pshaw!

[Cuchulainn]

If you really must I will show you mine if you show me yours

[Meat Puppet]

I cracked open one of my teeth after taking amphetamine.

[Chris]

I have a couple of small scars, nothing worth raving about though.

[Madame Adequate]

I fell off a slide directly onto my head when I was a toddler (Fall was about 5 or 6 feet iirc), and a couple years after that I hit myself in the head with half a brick because I fashioned a lever in the backyard and was jumping on one end to see how high I could send this half brick xD

Put my hand through a sheet of glass and was very lucky to just get a scar and no nerve damage or anything.